Sunday Night Sex Show

When I think Sunday Night Sex Show, I think education. So before I get into the thick of this review, here’s a quick list of what I learned at January 30th’s show:

1. It is bad to make fart jokes while on a date.

2. Women who have never squirted during climax could possibly, one day, maybe squirt outta no where. Which makes me a little paranoid… Not because of the mess, I can handle the mess, but it’s the surprise of it all. You go down on a dude, you know what to expect. I’m not comfortable with the idea that I could go down on a girl 99 times and then, magically, the 100th time, she squirts. That would be startling.

3. George Costanza is hot.

4. Donuts are alluring when you are high.

All very fine things to learn, if I do say so myself. That’s part of the charm of Sunday Night Sex Show, you never quite know what little tidbits you’re going to walk away with.

For those of you who don’t know, SNSS is a sex themed reading held at the Burlington at the end of every Month. When I say sex themed, I don’t mean perfectly written romance stories meant to make house wives and my grandmother quiver. I mean true stories about the tellers sex life. Usually awkward, always funny. SNSS just might be one of the most honest readings in the city. One of the more fun aspects of the show is the sex advice from Robyn Pennacchia and her co-host, who was Rachel Collins this month. It works pretty simply. The crowd asks questions like, “should a guy wax his junk?” and the wonderful hosts answer the question. Occasionally you learn something (about squirting, for example).

One highlight of the night was Lauryn Allison’s story about a woman who really fuckin’ wants some doughnuts (along with a certain baker’s nuts). Another highlight was Patrick Carberry’s story, detailing the realizations that he isn’t attracted to what, well, everyone else was attracted to growing up. Patrick even made one of the best points of the night. Yes, Patrick, a vagina is pretty much just a hole.

The show is free and it’s fun and, Christ… I can’t think of any reason for someone not to go. So just go check it out if you haven’t.