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April, 2011:

P. Fanatics Presents: Hair Reading Recap

Literary Chicago talked about last night’s event a bit, check it out.

My thoughts:

- The Bulls game was, well, an interruption. How was I supposed to predict over a month ago that they’d have a play-off game? It was funny when they’d clap for the Bulls near the end of the game though in that it seemed like they were clapping for Mark Schettler as he read.

- The zine looked really great, partially due in part to Natalie Hurtenbach who designed it. It’ll be up on the internets soon to view in entirety, but here’s sample:

- Dan Shapiro offended a woman so much so that she stopped me later in that night to say, “you really offended me with your Aushwitz joke, it was inappropriate.” When I explained to her that Dan Shapiro and I are not the same person, she replied, “No. No excuses.” I started to say that people are allowed to read whatever they’d like on stage, but she cut me of. “No excuses.”

- The sound sucks in that place. The quality, the volume, all of it. Oddly enough, the sound is best when near the speakers in the very back of the rather large bar. Horrible in the middle, and kinda alright while up front. Nobody was near the stage as everyone read, which really gave the night an odd feeling.

- When I put a finger to my mouth and said, “Shh,” to some young men in back playing pool, they merely looked at me and told me that they don’t speak English. And here I was under the impression that “shh” was universal for “Shut the fuck up, assholes.”

- There was a man with a rottweiler, a very sweet dog. When I asked him if he could please speak softer, he asked, “What?! Why are you telling me to do this?” When I pointed out he was interrupting the reading he said, “Oh, yeah, okay.”

- There were two other men who, when I asked politely that they be quieter, replied, “Why? What are you gonna do? You gonna kick me out?” One was an acquaintance and was joking, we laughed. One was not and intimidated me greatly, but shut up when I replied, “yeeeeaaaaah. I will.”

- All the readers were great. Matt Rowan, Mary Hamiliton, Mairead Case, Ian Jones, Samantha Irby, Mark Schettler, Dan shapiro – everyone. Anything that may have marred their reading was not their fault, but probably mine.

All in all, it was a fun night. This is not the kind of bar you’d expect a reading at, and it shows. The regulars don’t understand. Some do like it though, and it’s rewarding when they seem to enjoy themselves, while others ignore it… loudly. I’m going to seriously think about changing venues in the future.

<3 Mason

SHIT TO DO WOOO (okay, assholes, calm down)

Lemme apologize for being MIA on updates lately. It’s not that I have no desire to pump up other reading series, I’ve just been busy. Petting my cat. All day, every day.

Shit to do:

Tuesday, April 5th

SO YOU THINK YOU HAVE NERVES OF STEEL? 2319 W. Belmont | 8:30 Facebook Event

No, I’m not too happy with the results of my arm wrestling match at the last Nerves of Steel. Regardless, it’s still a good series, even if that no good, piece of shit, cheatin’, lyin’ Harold Ray does still host the thing. Thankfully, cool people will be there to even his destructive personality out:

Samantha Irby, Josh Corey, Carter Edwards, and Davis Schneiderman. Music will be provided by Katie Jo Knaub and Save The Clocktower.

See the official announcement at the2ndhand.

Wednesday, April 6th

The Encyclopedia Show: Spices Vittum Theatre 1012 N. Noble St | 7:30 Facebook Event $8.00 ($5 for students)

It’s that time of the month again. Encyclopedia Show time. This time around they tackle the subject of spices, something I’m not too excited about since I’m a sensitive taster. I just can’t handle spices. I am partial to Baby Spice (the spice girl, or a spice made out of babies? I’ll let you decide…), but that’s neither here nor there.

(oooh it’s Baby Spice (who is a girl?), now ya know! Sigh…)

Performers include Gabe Gudding, Cin Salach, David Kodeski, Susie Swanton, Johnny Lange, Jac Jemc, Scott Beal, Malcolm London, Anne Moertel, and an interview with Hot Doug Sohn of Hot Doug’s (which I love, best hot dogs in town, but I get mine plain for the above reasons).

Reading Under the Influence Sheffield’s 3258 N. Sheffield | 7:30 Website $3.00

OH NO! How will you decide between the Encyclopedia Show and RUI? Don’t look at me for answers, they’re both great and I ain’t choosing between the two. One is a raucous and fun time with alcohol, the other is a more family friendly, though weird to the max, gig at a theater. Figure out which suits you best.

Readers: Ben Tanzer, Eric May, Maggie Ritchie, and Byron Hatfield.

I would like to point out that Eric May has one of the most comforting voices in existence. And Maggie Ritchie not only has the best stories I’ve read about both chickens and pinball, but usually doesn’t smell all too bad. Depends what day in the week you catch her on.

Black and White Night Hollywood Lounge 3301 W. Bryn Mawr | 8:30 Facebook Event

Did Wednesday become the cool, hip night to go out? Why didn’t anyone tell me…

The great thing about this wonderful show is that you can probably make it to Encyclopedia Show, or some of RUI, then come and catch some of this goodness too. Black and White night isn’t always a reading, but is entertaining regardless. They tend to showcase some bitchin’ art, and will usually have some cool music playing. Plus booze is usually pretty cheap.

The featured artist is Tim Lewandowski, with live art by Brian Nolan, and DJ Kendotronic will be making sweet love to your ears.

Dj: Kendotronic mixes it up real nice
www.soundcloud.com/kendotronic or www.kendotronic.tumblr.com

Featured Artist: Tim Lewandowski

Live Art: Brian Nolan

Friday, April 8th

Shame That Tune the Hideout 1354 W. Wabansia | 6:30 Facebook Event

Those rapscallions Brian Costello and Abraham Levitan are at it again! Perverting the journals of many fine writers into song. The process is… questionable. At best. This time around they cover the subject of Spring, something that’s taken an awful long time to show up (it always does).