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P. Fanatics: No Bustas

Sunday, September 11
7:00pm
Cole’s Bar
2338 N. Milwaukee

Featured Readers:

Dan Shapiro
Keith Ecker
Ian Belknap
Stephanie Lane Sutton
Emily Rose
Samantha Irby
The Crusty Cunt
and hosted by Mason Johnson

What’s a busta? Are you serious? Here’s one example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av7m_Pgt1S8#t=00m23s

With that said, bustas come in all shapes and sizes. They need not only fit Lisa Left Eye Lopez’s definition of a scrub, but can run the gamut of busta-ness.

Here are some bustas that ain’t allowed:

Chris Brown
Drew Carey
New York
Harold Ray
Drake
John Wayne Gacy
Famine
Vietnam War
Air Bud
The woman at the corner store who still IDs me.

And yeah, I’m aware there’s a bajillion other readings this night. Honestly, I don’t even care if you skip out on this, as long as you go to a different reading. Anyone who stays in, or does something non-reading oriented with their time, will get eviscerated by Dan Shapiro though.

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